• FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    5 days ago

    Chicken hawks are always the same

    Still remember arguing with a bunch back when I was handsome (2003) and hearing just the absolute stupidest and most bloodthirsty shit from cowards who ran the gamut from

    “Well, I’m too old” (they were 19)

    “I’m too tall” (6’ 2")

    “I’m more useful in a technological environment” (was failing computer science class)

    Really set me down a path

    • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      5 days ago

      “I’m more useful in a technological environment”

      This is the funniest one. When confronting comfortable liberals in the west, they have no problem volunteering as long as they’re assigned to “intelligence or cyber operations for support”