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I like sending this to my liberal American friends because I think readings from their own civil religion have a better chance at radicalizing them than my usual rants.

  • Sickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
    4·
    4 months ago

    He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

    cool-zone do-not-do-this

    He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

    No respect for the environment. Very rude.

    He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

    the-pigs pigmask-off

    He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

    Conscription is uncool and there should be no draft.

    He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us,

    Protests are peaceful until the cops get involved

    here's the really racist part

    and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

    But how is this any different about fear mongering about immigrants at the border?

    • Sickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      4·
      4 months ago

      In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

      brow

      • Sickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
        3·
        4 months ago

        Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

        We’ve tried to be friendly, but, well, fuck-around

        • Sickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
          3·
          4 months ago

          We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

          We’re gonna do our own thing and we’re all gonna have to fight for it together.

          The end. It’s pretty short. Like, I get it, attention spans aren’t super long and all, but still compelling somebody to read this shouldn’t be too hard.