NarcissticNurse@lemmy.world to GoneMild@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · 4 months ago[OC] Day 9999 of ensuring the Amazon delivery guy comes to my doorstep to deliver the packageNSFWlemmy.worldimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up174arrow-down10
arrow-up174arrow-down1image[OC] Day 9999 of ensuring the Amazon delivery guy comes to my doorstep to deliver the packageNSFWlemmy.worldNarcissticNurse@lemmy.world to GoneMild@lemmynsfw.comEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squareLookingForButtsAndSuch@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoMiss, I have a huge package for you!
minus-squareNarcissticNurse@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoPlease ‘come’ inside and keep it ! 😆
minus-squareLookingForButtsAndSuch@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoPackage got wet during delivery, customer refused acceptance. 🚛
minus-squareNarcissticNurse@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoCustomer doesn’t reject wet packages as long as it performs as stated ! 😈
minus-squareLookingForButtsAndSuch@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoCustomer satisfaction is always our highest priority! We made sure that our product performs excellent, even in tight and rough conditions. Please evaluate it thoroughly and get back to our customer service if you have any questions.
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Miss, I have a huge package for you!
Please ‘come’ inside and keep it ! 😆
Package got wet during delivery, customer refused acceptance. 🚛
Customer doesn’t reject wet packages as long as it performs as stated ! 😈
Customer satisfaction is always our highest priority! We made sure that our product performs excellent, even in tight and rough conditions. Please evaluate it thoroughly and get back to our customer service if you have any questions.