• Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    4 months ago

    There’s nothing sick about it. I should know, I’ve carved them all over Pompeii.

    They’re phalluses. They protect you from bad luck. Especially if you have the bad luck of finding someone with a small penis. In which case, I can help.

    Contact me- Marcus Drusillus Septimus Gaius Carina the carver, XVI Via Fortuna, Pompeii.