• EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    CIA asset Juan Guaido who claimed to be the real president of Venezuela despite losing elections, beloved by Reddit/Democrats

    accused it of being rigged despite international monitoring and recognition of the results

    tried to launch a coup against Maduro (which was led by white Americans, foiled by fishermen, and the coup plotters were killed or literally pissed their pants on live TV)

    Kept trying to give commands to soldiers and convincing people that he’s president only to be met by citizens beating his ass and throwing chairs at him everywhere he goes

    CIA forgets about him due to Ukraine war

    US makes deal with Maduro for oil (due to Russian refusing to export)

    Biden’s press secretary refers to Guaido as president of Brazil

    Guaido’s own party kicks him out