Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 months agoWYR: Be a professional snail trainer, but have a corner office with a view or be a rockstar, but have to wear a chicken costume on stage every night?message-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down12
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareWYR: Be a professional snail trainer, but have a corner office with a view or be a rockstar, but have to wear a chicken costume on stage every night?Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 months agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comMlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 months agoWhat do I train snails to do? They can already moonwalk, they ought to train me.
What do I train snails to do? They can already moonwalk, they ought to train me.
Sprint. You train them to sprint.
Grow teeth