Why are you unemployed at a time when Pittsburgh restaurants are desperate to hire employees. Our policy is not to hire people who are not currently working at another job.
When they answer their own question immediately after asking it.
“Why are you a lazy piece of shit who should beg me for mercy because I am better than you because I am rich?”
“Why is my restaurant on fire 🔥😫”
Reminds me of the time someone tried to ask me this sort of shit during a phone interview
I just went “It’s obvious you’re just on a power trip and I am not looking to be disrespected, best of luck finding someone who is” and hung up
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Damn. That’s a really flowery way of saying, “Sexual predator, back in town!”
jeez poor guy had to halt six straight years of partying off of appropriated labor, sucks to suck
hide your kids, hide your wives.
I found an article on him, he tried to start a restaurant called ”Shooters” in Pattaya (with a name like that, he was probably overestimating the amount of Amerikkkan boomers in Thailand), then had to come back to the restaurant he originally founded. Must be nice to be rich and always fall upwards.
Our policy is that small business owners should be put in the pit. Why should we change our policy to not put you in the small business owner pit? Please write a 5-page response and include a video of your response in the form of interpretative dance.
imagine not lying your ass off to some bozo like that. assuming you’re in dire enough circumstances to need the job.
I would tell this asshole I worked at the White House and had training in the highest standards where I received commendations for 10 years of service. And I only left and moved back to do my part in elevating the community with hard work and grit.
then, when his back is turned clonk em with a honing rod and rob his ass blind.
If you ever want a job at these types of places you need to let it shine through that youre hardworking and desperate, aka easily exploitable. A gig at the white house on your resume would be an instant disqualification.
did I say I wanted a job there? I want to clonk him, take his wallet and bank deposit bag.
the white house story is to make him pull out his phone and try to confirm some particularly outrageous claims in my story (“They posted a photo of me on the home page to honor me for my service.”)
that’s clonkin’ time.
you’re probably thinking, how are you going to do this, because the you’ve only filled out a form online and he’s reading it later.
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I think they’re saying that you won’t even be able to get close enough to do a clonking if you don’t come across as desperate.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Seems like a boss who respects real go-getters, so I’d hand deliver my application. Taped to the backside of a brick.
Batter up! ⚾️
You ever manage at a restaurant? STFU. These are all legit questions for that industrial demographic. What’s wrong, you just get fired from your last serving job😂?
If you have an issue with this questions then you really need some introspection. Who cares? Do you want the job or not? They’re easy questions to answer.
And people say liberals are condescending smuglords.
Capitalism maintains a permanent “reserve army” of unemployed as a potential source of scabs, but then will also blame the unemployed for not being employed, as if capitalism was ever a system that advocated for 100% employment (it wasn’t).
This is why everyone should just lie on these types of applications. If everyone lies the sheer amount of bullshit these types will have to sift through will be punishment enough
gee i wonder why nobody wants to work anymore
Well at least they’re being mask off about it.
Most sane and humane small business owner ever.
I’m sure employees who currently work there are very fulfilled and satisfied.
For whatever reason, the people who go out of their way to defend this stuff (you’ll find several in the comments of that xcancel link) always piss me off more than the people who actually do these things.
Because I understand, why people do these things (to solidify their power over employees), but people who defend this are literally fucking over themselves and other workers for absolutely nothing.
“No take, only throw”
