[alt text: a 4-panel comic titled “First Contact” by @RileyWigglewood. The first panel shows a news reporter with a microphone, standing in front of a scene of gray humanoid aliens emerging from a stereotypical UFO. The reporter is saying, “We are urging you at home, not to be afraid…it appears they come in peace.” In the second panel, one of the aliens is grabbing the reporter’s arm and saying, “Not me.” In the third panel, this alien is pointing a thumb at themself and saying, “I cum loud as fuck!”. In the 4th and final panel, this alien is grabbing the reporter’s microphone and loudly moaning, “UUUUNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHH”.]