I audibly guffawed when I saw the title
I didn’t post in dunk tank because the concept, title and byline are so silly that you can’t get upset with it.
“You are right Comrade Peterson, I will clean my room and abandon this “communism” nonsense I was cooking up immediately.”
Germans also used to literally pick through their own feces as a matter of health. It’s not that they are clean, it’s that there is a certain class-based anal-retentive expectation. I’ve never met people more consistently sloppily hammered during the day than Germans (outside of maybe Wisconsin).