LIMITED EDITION and theres a SALE?!?!?!? I need this NOW
I genuinely do not understand what this shirt is trying to convey
Wearers of this shirt get terminator vision for unsucked dick
Wearers of this shirt get terminator vision for unsucked dick
Listen. And understand. They are out there. They can’t be bargained with. They can’t be reasoned with. They don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until your VolCel Pledge is over.
It comes from talking about food: “I know a basket of wings hates to see me coming (because I’m going to eat them all)”.
It makes less sense here, but the implication is that the wearer is going to engage in fellatio.
This is not a saying I’ve ever heard, I also wonder what it’s meant to convey. That the speaker eats wings??
Basically, yeah. This is what I found with a quick search: https://xcancel.com/_RareDefined/status/1819069543181865327
the implication is that you are so good at X that things that would be affected by X cower in fear when they see you, that you basically have a reputation for that specific thing
in the case of wings, its that you are so prolific at wing eating that other wings are scared when they see you
in the case of unsucked penises, the implication is that they won’t be unsucked for long
Maybe hate is meant to be sarcastic?
my best guess is “I’m getting head and busting and all these unsucked losers are jealous”
Holy shit, it’s real:
https://votegearoutlet.com/product/original-i-know-an-unsucked-dick-hate-to-see-me-coming-shirt/Archive:
https://archive.is/8OBvZCW for possible transphobic bullshit in the sidebar recs; they’re clearly trying to pull a
here
Edit: OP left off the product description, which is possibly the best part.
So, I am wearing something new everyday. I feel fresh and exiting. Also don’t forget the Original I Know An Unsucked Dick Hate To See Me Coming Shirt so you should to go to store and get this messages and drawing on T-shirts. That’s made it special. If you want to wear a long t-shirt in a stylish way, pair it with leggings or skinny jeans. You can also knot the t-shirt at the waist or wear it off-the-shoulder for a more trend-forward look. Er…well, this American does. I wear T-shirts frequently, because they’re comfortable. They’re very commonly worn in the US. I expect most Americans would have reason to refer to them at some point, even if they don’t wear T-shirts themselves. To me, San Francisco based designers Nice Collective make some of the best, interesting and at times innovative t shirt styles in fashion today.
“LET’S GO BRENDA” shirts on sale too
honestly pretty cheap considering the craftsmanship
“Chief, you don’t have some side-hustle that you haven’t reported to Hexbear, right?”
“Of course not! Ha ha, why would I want any extra money on top of my salary as chief of the VolCel police?” grumbles something about union
