…Honestly, if you find her at a signing, I think she’ll chokeslam you for free. Twice and without warning if you’re wearing an Ubisoft t-shirt.

Texas Oscar

And yet she didn’t get harassed for Repossessed.

Are these the same?

I HATE CINEMA CALVINISM I HATE CINEMA CALVINISM I HATE CINEMA CALVINISM

Watching semi-problematic slop so that I can try to predict what the Lily Simpson and Verity Ritchie reviews are going to rant about

On a good enough day, you get a 5-hour Jay Exci takedown

Cinema Sins implies the existence of Cinema Indulgences.

#BidensWins

NPR “journalist”

I mean, it tracks

More like helping programmers write e-mails to needy project managers who need a status update on that feature ticket every 11 hemiseconds

I’m pretty sure it involves boofing sacramental wine.

Kristi Noem putting down her own dogs, Biden’s dogs, and anything dog-like that happens to get too close

Bravely ran away, away

Wait, I thought he was Timbaland and he was in Troll 2

Brace yourself, the Legend of Korra live action remake is going to be even worse