Eternal Dust of the Cheeto Mind: liberals undergo a procedure to erase their memories so they can experience 2016 for eternity.
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It’s actually Brum’s fork of
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Brum is one of those suckless nerds so they actually made it so that your computer explodes if brumptfd detects it’s running as a flatpak (poster’s note: this is based)
Also all the arguments are hardcoded and if you want to interact with any pttys other than /dev/pty/0 you have to edit the string constants in the file
fuckusersifuckinghateusers.hand recompile the programAlso also the last person who understood Unix terminal emulation died a few years ago but Brum made a deal with the Dark Lord* to let them to use one of hell’s VT100 terminals once in a while to log into Brum’s Linux system and provide patches and help keep brumptfd up-to-date (relative) and running on modern (relative) systems
*It agreed because this is just another, worse form of torture than the boiling pots, fire, brimstone, etc, etc
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Just one of the many programs that make up the foundations (there are many, this is around the 7th layer of foundations) of your Unix system
Btw Brum’s homepage is at http://yuh.hkt.ame.bdt.arcanee.edu/cgi-bin/lispcgi.php?prog=rethomedir.cl&args=“home%3D~brum” if you want to learn more
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University made them make a webpage in 2011 after the 4th sysadmin arson incident, threatened to take away their tenure :(
Saying “Most important election of our lifetime” isn’t working anymore!
I got it! “Most important election of our lifetime + 1000”
2360 will finally be Hillary’s election, I can feel it
if you believe he’s so dangerous why don’t you just kill the guy?
Best I can do is torture and assassinate some South American president for passing land reforms
Longtermism requires that the billionaires get richer at an even faster rate.
Fortunately, both Burgerland presidential candidates intend to do just that. Roko’s Basilisk™ is pleased!
Ronald is in his McDonald’s, all is good in the world
It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.
That emperor? Donald J. Trump
Give me an example of a single election that has changed the course of history for millennia
Julius Caesar maybe?
Yes that election really did represent a crossing of the Rubicon
Caesar’s foray into Britain might explain the development of modern day Anglo chuddery
They then proceed to cheer on biden wearing maga hats and dick Cheney endorsements
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