- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.world
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My troops are just passing through.
Just so long as there are no Russians coming in the other side this time…
Are we absolutely sure, someone in German military command didn’t pull out a file labeled “Unerwartethochwassersturmkriegangriffplan” from a dusty old cabinet somewhere, in anticipation of this natural disaster?
Dear god, no, just imagine the bureaucracy. First you have to contact the Bundesamt für Soldatenspontangrenzüberschreitung for a Überraschungshochwasservortäuschungsmanöverbewegungskriegsplanerlaubnisantragsvorlage.
We germans are sure to return criminal and illegal floods on our border to the original country! No water from poland here, the water arrived there first and thus has to stay there!
We all know Germans reject all water that doesn’t have its papers properly filled out and signed in triplicate.
Oh yeah, it’s all coming together
Sadly, after what their last government did this is actually necessary.
I mean, I didn’t like Merkel either, but she wasn’t that bad to be warned about.
PISS propagated for years that Germany is run by nazis that would say that the polish committed the holocaust and what not…
Ah, you meant the polish side. Agreed there.
Yeah i kinda am German, should have mentioned that.
