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I loveeee me pancake rolls! My sister Berta is
currently in a coma from being motorboated
too hard by her ex lol her breasts fully came off
and a piece of her heart fell off with it but she
quite literally comes back to life whenever I
bring these around. I feel like a God lol

[image of rolled up pancakes, containing orange-colored and thick sauce and chocolate?]