Too bad this geriatric dipshit couldn’t muster up the energy to fight against his friend Biden to get the nomination. Fucking Bernie Sanders, Obama was the tragedy and you were the farce. As Mel Brooks said, “Tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die.” We’re all falling down that manhole, but I am glad that Sanders is here to remind us to try to grab on that maintenance ladder, while reminding us that it’s icky and possibly slimy.