• bastion
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    1 month ago

    RawStory faces immediate arrest for spreading disinformation and falsely representing ongoing legal situations!

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      1 month ago

      Ha, I wish!

      Edit: Wait… If we send a message to a court, we can make it happen!

      Also, gotta ask, is your name from the old Marvel villain or?

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        Nope, that bastion couldn’t tolerate the existence of mutant powers. This bastion, not only has no problem with mutant powers, but downright enjoys them.

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            I think that if you’re a robot boop capable of enough complexity (including having a tendency towards dynamically stable emotive field states), and can interface with a body and society well enough to remain comparatively indistinguishable from a human, that makes you human, right? beep anyways, time is relative, right?