• Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    PILOT: dead bugs on windshield.
    MECHANIC: live bugs on back order.

    PILOT: suspect crack in windshield.
    MECHANIC: suspect you’re right.

    PILOT: number 3 engine missing.
    MECHANIC: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

    On another note, I found a version closer to The Source:
    right here