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arrow-up1403arrow-down1imagehome remedylemm.eeLem Jukes@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up23·11 hours agoMasturbating to get rid of my morning wood so I can take a piss
minus-squareKonstant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·6 hours agoNot a thing for me. I have to piss for the morning wood to subside. And I don’t feel like msturbating with morning wood, just pissing.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoI just woke up. I want to be grouchy, not horny.
minus-squareAbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 hours agoMorning wood is a waste of an erection.
Masturbating to get rid of my morning wood so I can take a piss
Not a thing for me. I have to piss for the morning wood to subside. And I don’t feel like msturbating with morning wood, just pissing.
I just woke up. I want to be grouchy, not horny.
Morning wood is a waste of an erection.