Lem Jukes@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours agohome remedylemm.eeimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1408arrow-down16
arrow-up1402arrow-down1imagehome remedylemm.eeLem Jukes@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squareVeneroso@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·5 hours ago10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom. Or 1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.
minus-squareslackassassin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 hours agoWhat about sleepy for masturb… …
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 hours ago“Too tired to jerk off” sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.
minus-squareslackassassin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-23 hours agoNot too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.
What about masturbate for sleepy?
10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom.
Or
1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.
What about sleepy for masturb… …
“Too tired to jerk off” sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.
Not too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.