Biden was too weak to handle the 5 lb gummy worm but not me and I didn’t get type II diabetes either.I kinda want a 5lb gummy worm now ngl
to eat, right?
Look, its gonna end up sitting in my intestines slowly dissolving either way.
“Good thing Horny Jail has an infirmary.”
Of course! What else would I be doing with it???
i only if its sour like the trolli worms
Realizing I’m a moron because I had Syria and Lebanon’s borders with Israel flipped in my mind, and was like “yeah Lebanon that landlocked country with ports on the Mediterranean. A construct that totally works geographically.”
This is perfect satire because itll probably be a reality in a decade
Does anyone have the Nancy Pelosi one where it’s like this, but it’s about how if she doesn’t receive enough campaign donations her airplane in Chinese air space would get brought down by a hypersonic missile?
that one was so good
It’s not right that the top 0.1% of people have 99% of the gummy
Under my leadership, everyone will get a weekly supply of hexagonal gummy bears
Hopefully that storage container is climate controlled.
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