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minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·19 hours agoGenetics :( been growing it out for 4 months and my facial hair isn’t even an inch long :( I’m 33, dammit
minus-squareRisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoWanna swap? I get that in like 2 weeks and I’m so fucking sick of shaving.
minus-squareVindictiveJudge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·17 hours agoAt best, i get Keanu’s beard, but minus all the star power and fame that makes it work.
minus-squareJakaan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·12 hours agoI’ll trade you for my natural Joe Dirt beard.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 hours agoI’m sorry, beardless brother. One day our time will come! Here’s hoping for cheap hair transplants in the near future!
Genetics :( been growing it out for 4 months and my facial hair isn’t even an inch long :( I’m 33, dammit
Wanna swap? I get that in like 2 weeks and I’m so fucking sick of shaving.
At best, i get Keanu’s beard, but minus all the star power and fame that makes it work.
I’ll trade you for my natural Joe Dirt beard.
I’m sorry, beardless brother. One day our time will come! Here’s hoping for cheap hair transplants in the near future!