Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 天前The man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round.message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1228arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1223arrow-down1message-squareThe man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round.Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 天前message-square11fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretoo_high_for_this@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 天前Great, now I’m picturing a helicoptering dong
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 天前Eyebleach: https://youtu.be/1wnE4vF9CQ4
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 天前…thats all you, buddy. The subconscious is a hell of a drug!
minus-squaretoo_high_for_this@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 天前Don’t google “meatspin”. Or do, I’m not your mother
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 天前My mother? Tell me how you met my mother… But be sure to take 9 years telling the story, making frequent off topic tangents to tell me about every woman you slept with in that time period. Also, completely unrelated stories about your exploits at the bar.
Great, now I’m picturing a helicoptering dong
Eyebleach:
https://youtu.be/1wnE4vF9CQ4
…thats all you, buddy. The subconscious is a hell of a drug!
Don’t google “meatspin”.
Or do, I’m not your mother
My mother? Tell me how you met my mother…
But be sure to take 9 years telling the story, making frequent off topic tangents to tell me about every woman you slept with in that time period.
Also, completely unrelated stories about your exploits at the bar.
It’ll be legen…