Okay I have now officially gone from not caring who wins to wanting Kamala to lose. This hubris cannot go unpunished.

I am proposing we attach a Tesla coil to Democratic Party headquarters so we can convert the vengeance of the gods upon their hubris into clean, accessible energy.

Aides later clarified that, after winning the election, birthday party celebrations at the White House would not change compared to the past four years and that the “Happy Birthday, Joe” sign would remain.

Adrasteia RN:

Hopy shit I’m not overly superstitious but this is literally asking fate to kick you in the teeth.

Again.