• No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org
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    5 days ago

    Do the following:
    First, say something along the lines of: “That is very difficult. On the one hand, you are so astonishingly beautiful that all features of you could be made by a master craftsman. On the other hand, as I am a person of faith, you could also be just God’s most perfect creation.
    Either way, would you excuse me a second while I go to refresh in the bathroom?”

    Then you sneak out of the bathroom window because by the glorious lord Satan himself, you do not want to be in a relationship with someone who insists you do something after you refuse

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      5 days ago

      “that is very difficult, one the one hand you are so astonishingly beautiful that all features of you could be made by a master craftsmanship, on the other hand, as I am a person of faith, you could also be just God’s most perfect creation.
      Either way, would you excuse me a second while I go to refresh in the bathroom?”

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        4 days ago

        Exactly. Nothing wrong with a “Nuh uh. I’m not falling for this. You can tell me if you want me to know.”