When posting below please keep in mind both that
A: Hating pumpkin spice is misogynist
B. Women are bourgeois
Big “I wrote this on my own cup for clout” energy.
I think you’re on to something. Professional baristi know to sharpie before filling. This cup was already sweating when it was written on.
Also starbucks rarely uses sharpies these days
Yeah I haven’t seen anything written on a coffee cup in years. They have little labels with names that come off of the printer, or the place is slow enough that it isn’t needed.
They aren’t supposed to say names either because corporate thought viral name misspellings were bad for the brand, they just say what the order is.
Also dude has the handwriting of an alcoholic.
It’s all that “blood of Christ”
I mean he drinks on the job
Remember,
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thats right.
BLACKS RULE
GOO’S
NOT
REAL
Goo Snot Real
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Probably wrote that on there himself.
We love our atheist priests, don’t we folks?
buddy, ain’t it a sin to “bear false witness?”
“Thou shalt not bear false witness upon thy neighbor”
Technically the people I’m lying to aren’t my neighbors so I’m goodIt doesn’t matter if the people he’s lying to are his neighbor, it’s that the people he’s lying ABOUT aren’t his neighbors.
How do they sell these before mid-October? Clearly it’s a sign that God is dead.
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That’s what you get for ordering a pumpkin spice beverage in August, we aren’t even out of fruity beverage season yet. IMO it’s unacceptable until daytime temperatures are averaging below 70°F.
Second week of September IMO
I propose 9/11 as the new start of pumpkin spice season. Won’t forget the start date.
What could soothe the eagle’s tears more than a pumpkin spice latte
isn’t he a tiktok prank guy?
You’re asking the wrong person
his cloth sure does have the look of a Halloween store costume now that you mention it
did he write that backwards so it shows correctly on a selfie
He’s not taking a myspace mirror selfie, so no I don’t think so
so he just has the handwriting ability of a toddler? damn he’s just like me fr
what’s wrong walter
No more half mirrors, Waltuh
Women be drinking PSL and hating god and men of the cloth.
Not only is this fake, but it would be cool if it wasn’t.
Take that, god!
Goo isn’t really a thing, right? Like it’s just a word or a concept people made up to control eachother. Man i think I’m on to something.
Goo’s not real. I must convey this to the world. You, sir, in the funny outfit. Gaze upon this message of truth i have written on your breakfast milkshake!
New tagline just dropped
His writing is almost as bad as mine.
Also, he’s got kind of a cute look going on, I can fix him
You can’t fix that hairline comrade.
You can shave it for fucks sake. Or transplant some hairs in a Turkish clinic. As good intended to (just look at Jesus’ luscious hairs).
the volcel police were coming but i threw a big stick labeled “homophobia” on the ground in front of it and they all tripped over it and fell on each other, because of course they did
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
