“the chicken is stuffed with butter and then braised in the blood of a hundred thousand conscripts maimed and slaughtered to ensure europe is forever dependent on american natural gas supplies,” the flight attendant says. “it’s chicken kyiv. it comes with your choice of geno-side.”
you can turn off a lot of things like energy/water/waste management and set it to unlimited money and easily pleased citizens and play it pretty casually.
and need to deal with targeting ads to chuds to drive them to your merch
seems risky. how much would you need to sell to make it worthwhile? how much of that will you need to front for printing and traveling around following trump? how well can you afford to lose all of that money and time if they don’t bite?
ah, dangit, i didn’t scroll down enough to see if someone already made the same joke
nice try, fbi, but i’m not going to let you rule out any possibilities
diacritical support to the dèmo̊crâtïc pe̥o̐plẻ’s rȩpǔbli̊c ôf kŏrȇa̧ and its struggle against the genocidal american empire
“The question in this case is whether [the federal law] also makes it a crime for state and local officials to accept gratuities — for example, gift cards, lunches, plaques, books, framed photos or the like — that may be given as a token of appreciation after the official act. The answer is no,” said Justice Brett M. Kavanaugh, writing for the majority.
Despite his reference to token gifts such as lunches and framed photos, the federal law was triggered only by payments of more than $5,000.
yeah, or the like here means a 1.2% finder’s fee on a million dollar contract explicitly solicited by a city mayor, but it happened after the contract was already awarded, so that’s just the cost of doing business, i guess
without transubstantiation is just
they’ll probably smugly point out that it’s tongue-in-cheek and both island are on the canadian side of the imaginary line that runs through the st. lawrence river but it’d be kinda funny if some border patrol agents decided to wait on the “american” island to tackle and arrest the homeowner for illegal entry or something
humans starting keeping books full of numbers and invented rules to move the numbers around long before we had computability theory, and invented laws to enshrine the sanctity of those numbers and punish anyone who manipulates the numbers against the rules, and constructed sociolegal algorithms to drive up the numbers, and in our slavish devotion to this machine we’ve built around ourselves, our final desperate pleading hope is that it will create an “artificial intelligence” for us that will somehow in its statistical hallucinations provide answers that help us escape before the machine bleeds to death
“we’re bombing the allies of god in yemen” also doesn’t play very well to a saudi audience
(or even choose crops other than “crops”)
it’s pretty convenient having a monoculture that’s fungible for all your basic needs
food
livestock
alcohol
fabric
iran should designate the rcmp a terrorist organization
opposable thumbs and their consequences have been a disaster for humanity
ah good the hour i spent finally getting started playing disco elysium has paid off and i get the joke