• finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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    If we consider the Sistine Chapel’s depiction of the realm of heaven to be divine inspiration, the clothes were added later after some complaints.

    The whole concept of original sin is such that pure beings such as Adam and Eve did not even realize that they were naked until they ate the fruit of carnal knowledge.

    Therefor it is canon that God likes to hang out with his wang out. Freeballin.

    • pinkystew@reddthat.com
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      Also Jesus was a bottom

      Do you think he was topping 12 dudes a night? They started a religion after him because he was nice not because he was a multiple cummer

      So it totally makes sense for him to be flying cakes in a fight with a Hindu god