One…HUNDRED…
…BILLY-UN DOLLARSAnd they are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the fiddlers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is Donald Trump and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he’ll never die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, Donald Trump. He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the fiddles and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Donald Trump. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
Tagline?
credit goes to @buh@hexbear.net in this comment
It’s from blood Meridian
well yes but buh had the idea to riff on it
Actually I think buh is Cormac McCarthy
another victory for juche necromancy
Tagline.
“Many people are saying that as war becomes dishonored like trash, and its beautiful nobility called into question, those honorable, handsome men who recognize the sanctity of blood will become excluded from the dance. They’re saying they’re gonna be excluded folks, it’s no good! The dance is the warrior’s right, and because of these people, the dance will become a fake dance and the dancers fake dancers. And yet, let me tell you, yet there will always be someone who is a true dancer. And can you guess who that might be?”
He holds his finger to his ear so they know to reply:
Hogs: “TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP!!!”
lol he’s going to win this it’s in the district with the judge that’s in his pocket
I get the sense if Trump wins the election - he could file a billion dollar lawsuit every few months if he can get the right judge.
“Don’t tell me what the law is, tell me who the judge is.”
- Roy Cohn
Aileen Cannon?
Lol this is a round about way to reinstate the fairness doctrine.
The fairness doctrine remains in place for electoral candidates (well, it’s called the Equal Time rule or something, but same idea). If you give one “major” candidate a prime time interview, you have to offer the same treatment to the other. Trump declined the interview.
This is part of why voting third party is not a waste: imagine if 60 Minutes were legally obligated to host PSL or Green Party for a sit down interview every time they gave one of the Ghouls a time slot.
Interesting – They have to meet some electoral threshold right? Like get 5% of votes or something?
Folks, we still got a couple hours of October left! Plenty of time for more stupid surprises!
Yes, dude, yes
Free speech for me but not for thee
Hell yeah dudes
“partisan and unlawful acts of election and voter interference through malicious, deceptive, and substantial news distortion”
EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME!? I’m sorry, FOX NEWS SAYS WHAT?
I need to go to bed and I’m just in a fucking rage thinking about this.
Are you fucking serious??? Newsmax, OANN, Fox fucking news??? You fucking assholes have literal GOP propaganda outlets that do nothing but partisan and unlawful acts of election and voter interference through malicious, deceptive, and substantial news distortion.
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCC-…not to mention literally all corporate media is fucking propaganda
If all media is propaganda he may be right. This might be one of thr times where he is too stupid to know to lie to us.
Projection as usual.
Begrudgingly : Dudes rock
I am just going to assume that despite being a bad person he is right about the liberal media being mean to him. I hope he wins and then dies a martyr
