Alright Dr Wells, here’s a boyscout knife, let’s see you try that operation again on Martha

As a former Boy Scout, I don’t even know what a Boy Scout knife is, unless it’s a baaic lockback knife. And if that’s the case, I’d like to get the deets from this man to see how much bullshit he’s spewing.

Knife is neutral, gets gendered.

Still performs under pressure.