A rights advocate said, “This is like the CIA putting out a statement saying that going forward they’ll only waterboard people with dignity and respect.”
Sorry we destroyed your country’s power grid, water purification and distribution system, food supply chain, and sanitation; sorry for disappearing your dad and gunning down the neighbor’s birthday party; sorry for appointing a useless occupation government protected by a ruthless occupation security force. But how you gonna go and be an insurgent man, fighting us just isn’t cool.
Sorry we destroyed your country’s power grid, water purification and distribution system, food supply chain, and sanitation; sorry for disappearing your dad and gunning down the neighbor’s birthday party; sorry for appointing a useless occupation government protected by a ruthless occupation security force. But how you gonna go and be an insurgent man, fighting us just isn’t cool.