• it is a ‘design’ that spits in the face of aero-and hydro- dynamics, it invokes the wrath of the very elements if not the gods themselves. it is not ‘designed’ as much as ‘not designed’ as in: ‘the cybertruck is not designed to withstand a pressure washing’ or ‘the cybertruck is not designed to be safely handled by unprotected human hands’ or ‘the cybertruck is not designed to cross even shallow water without failing’