Inside you there are two
characters.
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Even if you’re hands didn’t get any dirtier while you were in the bathroom, they were probably already dirty enough to justify washing them.
A staggering number of chuds are getting whiny about having to wipe themselves now.
They’re just post-hoc rationalizing the fact they’re filthy little gremlins. Lets not pretend like their hygiene is any better at home, where their excuses aren’t applicable.
Afraid to sit on the toilet seat, wash yo ass.
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I swear to god Kelly must post here. this looks like it was specifically made to cater to our
bits.The
peeking up under the stall 
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I hate self-flushing toilets
9/10, they flush before I’m standing up and then I catch poo water on my behind
The upside is you’re much less likely to walk into a stall with poop in the toilet
I feel like they should just have lids and they flush when you close the lid
People wouldn’t close them
They should flush when you unlock the stall then.
They flush when I’m on them and shift in the slightest
It’s how
happened tbh
And when you actually want them to flush, good luck figuring out the exact sequence of the rain dance you must perform
I have regained so much peace of mind since I realized I could drape toilet paper over the sensor.
Kelly doesn’t know the bathroom hack of flushing the toilet with your foot.
another sicko to add to our collection
GENERAL SICKOBI! YOU ARE A BOLD ONE…
Is this what it feels like to be pandered to? :sicko-yes:
This is a top tier sicko it has so many applications
low effort but he carries it imo
If anyone wants to give him a home
my brain went to the same place
We need this
If anyone’s making sicko emotes, use this high-quality version of the image direct from The Onion:
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/238dbc2a56fe11daccfa506212864bad.jpg
It’s too bad it’s not distributed as a PNG, which would probably be smaller and would totally get rid of the JPEG artifacts. Thankfully, since it’s a grayscale JPEG and is super high res with a reasonable quality setting (82) the artifacts are minimal and not really a problem for our use case.
(oh, and in case anyone’s wondering, changing
.jpgto.pngdoes technically get you a PNG, but it’s just a PNG transcoded from the JPEG so there’s no benefit)@WhyEssEff@hexbear.net we can have high-quality emotes
My biggest format changes are usually webp to some other format whichever platform allows
Shoulda made it a Skibidi toilet but with
SMHOh for fucks sake xD
Now you made me imagine a Sicko model in gmod doing the fucking dance.
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Not the fortnite one lmak, but this works. I thought of this lmao and honestly it’s very hilarious
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Shoulda made it a Skibidi toilet
Tag yourself, I’m “Manual” Style
I’m the sicko.
Now unzip your pants. :sicko-yes:
Sorry, I’m “Manual” Style and the unzipping is not automatic.
Isn’t it? Lemme do it for you then.
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I’m the zipper.
ZZZZZZIP!
@WhyEssEff@hexbear.net you know what to do regarding the under-stall Sicko.
Average Activision-Blizzard employee.
goddamn fucking banger
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