They are a member of the site’s moderation team

Wrong

Member of DSA

Nope

Written extensively on a variety of topics

Not really, I just shitpost, often with emotes

Have created many illustrations for the site

Think you’re looking for someone else, chief

They are a non-binary transgender person

Cishet male says what?

They are a graduate student in political science

I’m a linguistics undergrad, you dolt

They are a member of several other leftist organizations

Bold of you to assume anyone wants me around

Bad bot, do better.