Super chill dude and he just wanted to brighten your day with a shout out. He’s down to talk with anyone if you wanna draw a pentagram on the floor and kill something innocent in the middle.

  • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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    10 months ago

    Sorry. I summoned him back cause I was like “bro you wanna play some games” and he was like “what you got” and I was like “Victoria III” and he was like “I don’t know that one”.

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      10 months ago

      Its not your fault he’s a flake. I really should have trusted the online reviews saying nasty things. I assumed it was just Christians review bombing him because he is literally the devil. His 3.0 rating is probably the opposite happening, People giving him good reviews without ever hiring him because he is literally the devil. I’m just glad I didn’t agree on a deposit. Some of those reviews were saying he got paid up front and didn’t show.

      Seriously dude don’t leave him alone in yer place for a moment. Pretty sure he’ll steal your shit.

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        10 months ago

        I didn’t even do my research first tbh. I just had a spare lamb and was like whatever. May as well summon the devil.

        The worst part is he didn’t even offer to pay for the weed. He just wanted it.