WOODSTOCK, ME—Inviting the guest to detail the explosive revelations on his Tucker On X program, former Fox News host Tucker Carlson interviewed a man who claimed this week that he and Barack Obama were the gay couple from Modern Family. “Barack and I were married on network television for 11 seasons and had a…
I’m eating this onion, it’s too damn credible.
At first I was like, “Man, the Onion has gone downhill. These stories are supposed to sound both ridiculous and credible, not just ridiculous.” Then I remembered that George Santos is a drag queen.
Tucker Carlson did do a interview with a guy who said he smoked crack with Obama and then had sex with him multiple times, so this really isn’t that off topic for tucker