Opinion: Dear entitled white-collar workers: Time to grow up and return to the office
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Millions more workers have been called back to the office, even at traditionally remote companies such as Zoom and Amazon

Millions more workers have been called back to the office, even at traditionally remote companies such as Zoom and Amazon

  • Serinus@lemmy.mlEnglish
    134·
    10 months ago

    Yeah, just put software on all the machines that tracks mouse clicks or keyboard presses every 20 seconds. Watch hardware devices for mouse jigglers. You can track every time they take a shit.

    Plus you get to layoff employees without calling it layoffs. Wall street loves that.

    • Godort@lemm.ee
      292·
      10 months ago

      I mean, you could do that. Or you could just track the work they are doing by seeing it show up in whatever business tracking software you’re already using to keep track of whatever KPMs you’ve deemed important.