“Hamburgers for everyone!” Trump exclaims. He then turns off the grill, throws all the utensils in it, and kicks it off the deck. The grill crashes to the ground in a crumple, throwing charred across the lawn. Trump silently but hastily leaves the cookout.

One of many good Trump bits:

Walking into a restaurant, declaring “food for everyone”, then leaving without paying for anything lmao

All the media says:

“EXPLOITATION, CLASS CONFLICT, SURPLUS VALUE, YARDS OF LINEN”

I just wanna grill for God’s sake

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That’s a Oompa Loompa.

Donald has taken the grill pill