toomanypancakes@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoYou have five minutes to talk to your pets where they can fully understand every word you tell them. What do you say?message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down11
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareYou have five minutes to talk to your pets where they can fully understand every word you tell them. What do you say?toomanypancakes@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square7fedilink
minus-squareNvrmnd@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoWhen I point with my finger at something, look where I point, not at the fucking finger! Please don’t bite or scratch hard enough to draw blood when we’re playing. I wouldn’t even clip your claws if you were a bit more gentle! When you want to play, bring a toy to me that you want to play with instead of just roaming the house shouting, ffs. And of course, I love you and you’re a good cat.
When I point with my finger at something, look where I point, not at the fucking finger!
Please don’t bite or scratch hard enough to draw blood when we’re playing. I wouldn’t even clip your claws if you were a bit more gentle!
When you want to play, bring a toy to me that you want to play with instead of just roaming the house shouting, ffs.
And of course, I love you and you’re a good cat.