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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.

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Soup = a liquid dish

Toilet = bowl

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