• 14four@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “He will need to be fed once a day. He prefers feline supplement number 25.”

    “I understand.”

    “And he will require water. And you must provide him with a sandbox. And you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat. And a good cat.”

    “I will feed him.”

    “Perhaps that will be enough.”

    • zkikiz@lemmy.ml
      1·
      1 year ago

      I’ve spent the majority of my life upset that apparently in the 23rd century they have regressed and no longer have “kitty litter” and are instead dealing with non-absorbent silica and coral granules? Like who made this narrative decision?