• soupspoon@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “The authors prepared several milkshakes with varying fat and sugar contents and placed a sample of each between two pig tongues procured from a local butcher. The researchers then slid the tongues across each other and measured the amount of friction between the two surfaces, providing a numerical index of each shake’s smoothness.”

    I just need to pause for a moment

    • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      slid their tongues across each other

      Uhm… they could have just gotten a room…