• saltesc@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    100 years is a lot of dead skin, fluids, bed sores, etc. She’d be the host of all sorts of thriving ecosystems and have potato levels of muscle atrophy. The proximal stench would be rancid. Once finally awake, she would have all the values of a society a century ago. A 2023 Sleeping Beauty could well be an antisemitic opiate addict who protests the heliocentric model. So he’s basically taking a gamble on trailer trash.

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    1 year ago
    Snow White be like: (It's a mummy)

    It’s the Beauty of Loulan btw

    3800 BP in the Xinjiang region of China

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      1 year ago

      Just needs a frog prince to kiss her to wake up and gain all the power of the 10 plagues of China…