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minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkΕλληνικάarrow-up2·11 months agoThe phone is ringing, it’s for you. Sounds like some miners in West Virginia from 1921 would like to talk to you.
minus-squarehelenslunchlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·11 months agoWhoa, you got a time traveling phone!?
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkΕλληνικάarrow-up1·11 months agoNah, you’re just living that far in the past.
minus-squarehelenslunchlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·edit-211 months agoWait so IM a time traveler!? And I didn’t even know it! 🤯🤯🤯
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkΕλληνικάarrow-up1·11 months agoYou’re not a time traveler, you just have the mental acuity of a fossil.
minus-squarehelenslunchlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoOh, I’m a shape shifter too, how exciting. Tell me, how did you learn of my super powers?
The phone is ringing, it’s for you. Sounds like some miners in West Virginia from 1921 would like to talk to you.
Whoa, you got a time traveling phone!?
Nah, you’re just living that far in the past.
Wait so IM a time traveler!? And I didn’t even know it! 🤯🤯🤯
You’re not a time traveler, you just have the mental acuity of a fossil.
Oh, I’m a shape shifter too, how exciting. Tell me, how did you learn of my super powers?