Another question for you all because I’m bored lol
Private property duh
Came here to say this
The Communist Answer
Owning a toothbrush. I’d have only one national toothbrush that everyone has to share. You’ll have to register on a waitlist so that you can only brush your teeth a maximum of once a month.
Also, as a communist, I would ban, not having a bedtime. Everyone must have a bedtime. Anyone deviating from their bedtime will be sent to bedtime gulags. Where they have multiple bedtimes throughout the day.
Comrade, I have a crime to confess: I’ve missed my bedtime several times prior to this glorious revolution. I believe I may need re-education in the Marxist theory behind Communist sleeping in order to weed out these remaining vestiges of Capitalism. While it pains me, I will submit to arrest and go willingly and compliantly to the bedtime gulag.
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
@201dberg @funky_tomatoe send me there, please. I don’t have a night of sleep for the last three years 😪
Missed opportunity to say that people are put to sleep in the bedtime gulags
I would vote for this if it captured the people who make you miss your bedtime and then my employer couldn’t give me so much work that I am constantly missing my preferred bedtime.
Forcing someone to miss bedtime will result in sever punishments and repeat offenders will receive capitol punishment of the highest order.
Infinite bedtimes.
Let’s just ban property in general. Not private property, just property. Have everyone share the national toothbrush as well as Stalin’s mythical spoon.
Lmao I’m brushing my teeth rn
I’d ban my enemies from holding political office, obviously. Don’t need capitalists biting at my heels and plotting my downfall.
Might ban them from living too, depends on how much of a threat they are.
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I would ban privatized public services and charging users money at the point of service for said public services. Healthcare, school, transportation, water, communications… All free and all purged of private capital.
Fascism in all its forms, including Nazism, Zionism and Capitalism.
Everyone drives on the left from now on, and red means go.
On a serious note, I would do what the other poster suggested. Ban private healthcare, schools, universities, mass transport, electricity, gas, water and internet.
Liberalism, doing so kills fascism too so win win
High speeds in urban centers. You will go 30 km/h and you will like it! 😈
I would just ban cars. Start working on a network of local light rail and high speed long distance passenger rail. If you cant get to where you need to go via train, then you have to move out of your exburb enclave
Ah well I’m a bit of a centrist. I only want to ban like 95% of cars. I like that energy though!
How “local” are we talking? Idk what the situation is where you are geographically, but in my region (in Russia, for context) there’s plenty of small towns and villages with no railway connection. People go by intercity bus or by car (guess which one’s more convenient). Do you put a railway station at every single village? Or do you tell them to “move out”?
I don’t know, man. I can’t claim to know your struggle, especially since you’re on the other side of the world from me. I interpreted the prompt to how would I run my country and that country is the US. I live in a positively sprawling metro area, with no mass transit at all; You could spend 3 or so hours crossing it at freeway speeds, and even just going to the club is a half hour drive (or ridiculous rent). I work with a vulnerable population (the disabled), and literally their primary barrier to care/ work is transportation. If you don’t have a car, your center of gravity shifts. Meanwhile, my area is defined by inner city poverty vs rich white people to who pushed further and further out from the city as black people also flowed out to the “near suburbs” in the 80s and 90s.
I’m not here saying that different regions or places can make better use of it, Im just saying, within the parameters of the prompt, in my place, the automobile and automobile infrastructure has been used, extremely effectively, as tool of segregation and for the enforcement of inequality.
I’m urban centers you’re required to get out of your car and push it
That’s seems a little fast let’s bump it down to 10km/h
I would ban or at least dismantle the capitalist mode of factory farms.
Raising animals for meat for slaughter would most likely unfortunately have to exist for a long amount of time, and possibly never completely done away with. But I think that animals raised for slaughter deserve a much stronger and official “bill of rights” of sorts, outlawing animal abuse in all its forms and guaranteeing animals a very good life before a humane death.
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also all streets should have signs saying their name at all entrances
I’d wish for infinite wishes. That’s how this works, right?
All surplus capital banned from going anywhere except back into heavy industry, got it
The movie The Blind Side.
Great answer
Can I say subwoofers and speakers over 6w? Not a complete ban. More of a restraining order. No subwoofers or >6w speakers allowed within 300m of a mattress or 500m if it’s open space.
In Syria, Iraq, and the Islamic Republic of Iran, any form of normalization with the usurping state of ‘israel’ is banned. In Iran and Syria this includes the selling of goods & products made by the temporary entity.
A good law
