rules for affording a home
- no avocado toast
- no starbucks
- no iphones
- no spending
- wait, why aren’t you buying diamonds and having babies?
- why am i going out of business?
- please go back to buying stuff
- pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase
- you don’t have enough money?
- you need me to pay you more?
- #nObOddYwAnTsToWoRk
- i know, we need more babies
- …
- let’s ban abortion
- ???
- profit
- capitalism is great :)
It’s true, I never bought an avocado toast in my life and just bought an apartment
I gotta tell ya I finally bought one for the first time two months ago and I said “I’ve been broke my whole life, may as well see what the fuss is.”
And after I said, “Now I see why my generation went broke on these!” Yummy!
I’ve also never smoked and my Ferrari is right in front of my own house.
You forgot removing Disney Plus:
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/chrystia-freeland-disney-plus-budget-reactions-195659519.html
OP you gotta put a \ backslash infront of the #, otherwhise it turns the line into a headline
Ah, oddly enough it doesn’t render as a headline for me, else I would have done that already. Fixed it!
You forgot to cut the monthly airplane travel.