rules for affording a home

1. no avocado toast
2. no starbucks
3. no iphones
4. no spending
5. wait, why aren’t you buying diamonds and having babies?
6. why am i going out of business?
7. please go back to buying stuff
8. pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase
9. you don’t have enough money?
10. you need me to pay you more?
11. #nObOddYwAnTsToWoRk
12. i know, we need more babies
13. …
14. let’s ban abortion
15. ???
16. profit
17. capitalism is great :)