• yumpsuit@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    YOU FORGOT TO PEE, THATS GONNA EFF UP YOUR KIDNEYS AND SPLODE YOUR BLADDER SO YOU GO OUT LIKE TYCHO BRAHE

    UNLESS YOU HAVE A CLOACA AND PEE WHEN YOU SHIT, WHICH WOULD BE EXPLOSIVELY IMPRESSIVE

    OR YOU HAVE A COLOSTOMY BAG OR CATHETER, WHICH IS MFIN BRAVE AND INSPIRING, AND WOULD POTENTIALLY LET YOU EAT, DRINK, SHIT, PEE, AND CRANK YOUR HOG ALL AT ONCE

    I GUESS WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS CONGRATULATIONS BROTHER AROOOOOO