• NABDad@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      “Sir, we tried. We really did. We’ve gone through three shifts of surgical teams. We’re all too exhausted to continue. You’re going to have to schedule another procedure for the other testicle.”

      “Try not to look at the nurses. You’ve already impregnated three of them just by being in the same room.”