CantaloupeLifestyle@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoWho Said It: Mike Johnson or Ned Flanders?newrepublic.comexternal-linkmessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1201arrow-down18
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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up99arrow-down1·edit-27 months ago Can you tell them apart? Yes I can. Without reading the article. Ned Flanders is a good, kind, generous person despite his weird religious beliefs. Mike Johnson is none of those things.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40arrow-down1·7 months ago“My wife spent the last few weeks on her knees in prayer to the lord, and, uh, she’s a little worn out.” -Actually Mike Johnson, somehow.
minus-squareBoddhisatva@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·7 months agoOkay, I cannot help but think that ‘the lord’ is their name for his dick.
minus-squareares35@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·7 months agoodds on it wasn’t praying that wore her out?
minus-squareTelorand@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down2·7 months ago99% chance it was praying. Fundies are weird about sex for pleasure and anything that isn’t missionary.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoOutwardly. Behind closed doors they are some of the most fucked up people that exist.
minus-squaremrichey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·7 months agoThe only one I got wrong.
Yes I can. Without reading the article. Ned Flanders is a good, kind, generous person despite his weird religious beliefs. Mike Johnson is none of those things.
“My wife spent the last few weeks on her knees in prayer to the lord, and, uh, she’s a little worn out.”
-Actually Mike Johnson, somehow.
Okay, I cannot help but think that ‘the lord’ is their name for his dick.
It’s like Joel Dongsteen
odds on it wasn’t praying that wore her out?
99% chance it was praying. Fundies are weird about sex for pleasure and anything that isn’t missionary.
Outwardly. Behind closed doors they are some of the most fucked up people that exist.
The only one I got wrong.