NEW YORK—Saying the statement had immediately set her mind at ease, local woman Sarah Waldman expressed relief Thursday upon finding her husband in bed with a nude stranger and hearing that he could explain everything. “Oh thank god, I thought he might be cheating on me, but it seems like there’s a perfectly…
Alternative headline:
“Thank God, because it looks like your cheating on me”
“Oh … then it’s exactly what it looks like”